[ It's rare for Sirius to bother with Narcissa, now that he's left home and moved in with James. He and his family never see eye to eye on things; nevertheless, she'll receive a note, delivered by owl, from a 'helpful' source who just so happens to be stuffing his face on this bright and wonderful day. ]
dearest cousin,
that malfoy you fancy is twat. as much as i loathe to say this, you can do much better.
also, you might consider not fluttering your eyelashes as much. it's rather nauseating to behold from across the hall.
sorry not sorry, cissy
dearest cousin,
that malfoy you fancy is twat. as much as i loathe to say this, you can do much better.
also, you might consider not fluttering your eyelashes as much. it's rather nauseating to behold from across the hall.
never yours,
sirius