such a high compliment, i work hard to be very menacing. but you are so very right, and you know it is quite difficult being so devastatingly handsome and terribly charming. all the attention is exhausting. but this is my burden to bear.
you know, you bring up an astounding point. i daresay this is something we need to try as soon as possible. i can talk prongs into it, easy. you think he might turn into some bizarre, hideous man-dog?
a bubblebath sounds wonderfully indulgent, im envious but you should really be keeping those dog smells, i worked very hard on them just for you, i cant believe you would want to wash away my natural musk.
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you know, you bring up an astounding point. i daresay this is something we need to try as soon as possible. i can talk prongs into it, easy. you think he might turn into some bizarre, hideous man-dog?
a bubblebath sounds wonderfully indulgent, im envious but you should really be keeping those dog smells, i worked very hard on them just for you, i cant believe you would want to wash away my natural musk.
your dearest, favorite friend,
sirius