Sweet sweet Sirius, I find your lack of punctuation offending. Please, look into that. Also I appreciate your efforts and commend you on your surprising ability to consider my feelings, however, I've already spent quite a few lengthy moments gathering the tokens of your affection from my sheets and it would be very rude of me not to return this fragrant little gift back to its owner.
With best wishes and completely exhausted greetings, Your slightly miffed friend.
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I find your lack of punctuation offending. Please, look into that.
Also I appreciate your efforts and commend you on your surprising ability to consider my feelings, however, I've already spent quite a few lengthy moments gathering the tokens of your affection from my sheets and it would be very rude of me not to return this fragrant little gift back to its owner.
With best wishes and completely exhausted greetings,
Your slightly miffed friend.