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HARRY POTTER AU MEME

You're a wizard! Or perhaps you're a magical creature or a ghost. More importantly, where do your loyalties lie? Are you the Dark Lord or one of the Death Eaters? Perhaps you teach at Hogwarts or work at the ministry. Are you a member of the Order of Phoenix? Are you a student in Hogwarts? In which house did the Sorting Hat place you?

Leave a comment with your character's name and canon and your preferences in the title line. Then put down a few ideas about your character in your top level. Both AU characters and canon characters are welcome.

List of prompts: (Choose from these or make up your own.)

1. HOGWARTS
Are you a teacher or a student? Which house are you in? What subjects do you teach? Next week might be the most important quidditch match of the year and you're the team captain! Maybe you're the potions professor and someone just blew up their cauldron.

2. AURORS
Are you a trainee? The head Auror who has been dueling with dark wizards all your adult life? A dark wizard? Catch you if we can! Or maybe you're an auror breaking curses in a Death Eater safehouse.

3. DIAGON ALLEY
A bustling locale filled to the brim with wizarding shops and taverns. Are you a business owner? Perhaps you're a wand maker or a student buying your books for the next year in Hogwarts. Maybe you just want to get a shot of firewhiskey in the Three Broomsticks.

4. MINISTRY OF MAGIC
Do you work here? You could be in the Department of Mysteries, handling a new case about vanishing cabinets. Or maybe you work in the misuse of muggle artifacts office, dispelling singing teacups or flying cars. Is it a busy day, a slow week, or just another day in the office? Maybe you're one of the gossips who just heard of the newest bit of juicy gossip.

5. THE OLDEST AND PUREST BLOOD
Were you born to a pureblood family? Perhaps you're an heir of great, questionable fortune. Maybe you'd like nothing to do with your family who supports the Dark Lord. What if you fell in love with someone your family doesn't approve of? Or maybe both of your parents are muggle born and this is still all new to you.

6. FLYING
There are great many ways to fly: broomsticks, hippogriffs, dragons. Take your pick and soar through the skies!

7. DUELING/SPELL CASTING
What's the fun in being a wizard if you can't cast spells? Are you good at something specific? Do you use silent spells a lot? Perhaps you're the best dueler with a wand that's been seen for ages. Or maybe you're just starting out, and a spell just backfired in your face.

8. ST. MUNGO'S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES
Did your spell go haywire? Did you stick a satsuma up your nostril? It happens. Happily there's a hospital for your needs. Or maybe you work there, healing all those poor and silly wizards who turn up in desperate need of your care.

9. AZKABAN
A fortress island in the middle of the Northern sea, full of the most dangerous dark wizards. Are you a resident, or visiting? Watch out for those dementors!

10. POTIONS
You brewed the best pick-me-up potion but something went wrong? Maybe you ended up purple in the face. Or you gave a love potion to the wrong person. Maybe you mixed your hangover potion with magical viagra? It happens. But now you have to deal with it.

11. MAGICAL CREATURES
Do you work with dragons? Perhaps you have some giant blood in you. Or maybe you were bit by a werewolf and your first full moon is nearing. Maybe you found an injured unicorn. Or your house has become infested with boggarts.

12. WILD CARD
Come up your own scenario.

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[Slytherin fifth year, on the Quidditch team as its resident beater. Deceives people he doesn't know by acting blandly pleasant, is actually a condescending shitshow.... and beneath that is actually halfway decent with no desire for people's bullshit.]

[Uh-oh here comes a transfer from Mahoutokoro after his family moved to the UK, sorted into Hufflepuff and Seeker on the Quidditch team. How did he get a guitar into the castle? We just don't know.]

[A 6th year Slytherin pure-blood who actually enjoys studying more than what is healthy and tends to live at the library when he's 1) not Seeker on the Quidditch team or 2) taking refuge to the aviary to see to his pet owl. He doesn't really care for the animosity between houses and doesn't get along with his pure-blood family at all. He's very good at precise spell casting.]

(surprisingly, a 6th year ravenclaw ♥ )

Edited 2016-12-22 21:28 (UTC)

[For all your Professorial needs]

[ seventh year, slytherin, pure-blood. comes from an incredibly snooty and prestigious, wealthy fam. ]

[ He's a Death Eater. Used to be in Slytherin but got kicked out of Hogwarts for experimenting too much on dream magic/legilimence/imperius, kind of graying the line of what's acceptable and what's not. The Dark Lord picked him up because of his talents and he was ready for the no judgment treatment. He doesn't really share those viewpoints but he also doesn't have much of other ambitions, so he's fine just existing in that niche until one day he'll probably revolt like it's his calling. ]

[ The first Hufflepuff in a long line of pureblood Slytherins. He's still better at DADA than any of his relatives (except maybe his sister).

Preferably Hogwarts-aged threads, anything really.]

After being kicked out of school on his seventh year, Eames has done a little bit of this and that; with his skill set he hasn't been wanting when it comes to work situation. Usually his jobs aren't exactly the most legal business, though. This one has to be the strangest yet. It doesn't sit perfectly with him but he knows he can make it happen, most likely at least.

It helps that he already knows Robert from their time together in school and Robert most likely views him positively. He had extended a hand towards the little second-year during his own sixth year, helping him deal with some issues and some unfortunate situations with other students just out of curiosity if he could but in the end he had ended up liking the prissy little pure blood heir apparent more than he would have liked to admit.

Now that someone needs to say him for the cause, Eames is the perfect pick for it. His skill set supports it perfectly, as well. If he can't make it happen just by his charm, he was urged to give it a nudge. Eames is not sure if he likes that idea. But he'll work with it.

He bribed the burial service to let him know when Fischer has an appointment to see to the arrangements for his father's funeral. And he made sure to be on the street the moment Robert walks out of the shop on Diagon Alley. He's dressed in muggle clothes and sticks out like a sore thumb in the crowd. He walks past Robert first, then pauses, double checks and finally makes his way to him in his denim and tee, topped with a simple flannel, appreciating the lightness of the garments in early autumn warmth.

"Robert Fischer?" he asks with a smile. "It's been a while." Six years of it to be exact.

Losing his father has tilted his world.

Robert knew it was coming, of course. Everyone knew. His health had been declining for quite some time, and so he had expected that he might take the old man's passing a little more gently, but of course, nothing can really prepare you for loss. It's hit him with all the weight of a building crashing over his head, and while Robert has a thousand voices in his ear telling him what he should do, where he should go from here, he has disregarded all of them. There's been a great flurry of activity as those involved attempt to pick up the pieces, to decide what should be done with his father's work, to decide how Robert should handle it.

But Maurice Fischer was more than work, and Robert, perhaps, is the only person who has seen that. At least, it certainly feels that way. While everyone is busy mourning the passing of a man of great ambition, wealth, and power, Robert is mourning simply the man. Certainly his father represented so many things to so many people, but to Robert and Robert alone he was family. His only family. He can't possibly consider the next step just yet, couldn't care less about all the things everyone else is trying to foist on him; disrespectful, the lot of him. His father's body is hardly cold and they're already swarming like buzzards at his meat, while Robert is left with his wheels spinning, trying to right himself, to find an equilibrium that continues to slip out of his reach.

One step at a time. For all his heart is aching and his gut roiling with turmoil, Robert knows how to pull down the mask, how to school his expression into stern calm, and even though he's fraying at the edges beneath it all, his professional persona remains entirely intact. He moves through each hour as it comes, making plans, navigating his father's funeral, services and guests and cemetary arrangements.. it's overwhelming, everything about it, and it feels as if he's moving through a veil, like he's drowning but no one is reaching a helping hand into the water, and all he can do is wait patiently for the darkness to close in.

Robert's posture is stiff and straight, his hooded eyes cool and his shoulders square as he steps back onto the street from Madam Malkin's, dressed in crisp black. When he hears his name called, he stiffens, a bubble of quiet, irritated apprehension rising in his chest; he's approached rather often in public, and generally speaking he's very good about maintaining his aristocratic behavior, but it's become increasingly difficult these last few days. It's not easy to force professionalism when it feels like he's crumbling to pieces.

But he's been doing it his entire life. Clearing his throat, Robert schools his features into tranquil smoothness, turning to face the source of the voice to find -

".. Oh."

to his credit, the surprise that flickers over his face is very brief, and it only takes him a moment to compose himself again.

"Yes, it has been. I didn't think you were in England anymore."

"I'm rather surprised of that fact myself, to be honest," Eames says with a pleasant smile and reaches over to clasp Rober's shoulder in a friendly squeeze. "I heard about your father. I'm so sorry, Robert." This part is actually genuine. He knows how much Robert looks up to his old man, even if the old fucker probably did nothing for him during all of his life.

It's how it often is, isn't it?

Eames steps just a little bit closer, his hand sliding down from Rober's shoulder to his arm, almost distractedly so, but there's very little that is not planned when it comes to Eames.

"How are you handling it all, Robbie? Must be a little overwhelming." He studies Robert's face with some concern that isn't all faked. Six years doesn't completely wash away all sympathy, does it?

One of the worst things about grieving, he's found, is that there is no good way to talk about it. People always feel the need to say something, to offer condolences, or a remark of some kind, like they're offering solidarity, but there's never any reply that feels right. I'm sorry, people say. What is meant to be the proper response to that? I'm sorry, too, is what he always thinks and feels, but instead he usually forces a tight smile and a quick nod. It's easier simply not to discuss it. Grief is a cumbersome, awkward thing.

The touch to his arm is.. strange, at best, and immediately Robert tenses. Eames reaches for him with such familiarity, as if it hasn't been years since they last spoke, but only hours. As if Robert wasn't a boy the last time they saw one another, not a man grown. He endures the touch politely, doesn't pull from it, but neither does he offer anything in return aside from a stiff spine.

That nickname, however, earns Eames a withering glance, but he brushes it off, for now.

"I'm fine," he says instead, coolly. "It wasn't unexpected. He had been ill for quite awhile." It sounds rehearsed, practiced, because it is. People like things to be easy, they don't know how to handle another human being's suffering, and Robert is certainly no good at showing it, himself. Wearing the mask, keeping up his public image - it was one of the first things his father ever taught him.

Eames doesn't miss the stiffening and the coolness of Robert's demeanor. He can see it clearly as if it were a road sign in front of him. But Robert was like that as a child too. He pushed when others would have pulled. Eames saw right through him then and he kind of sees through him now. The pain is real and he actually regrets using it to his favor.

But he has a job to do and that's real, too.

Most people would probably balk in the face of sorrow. It's a horrible thing, not knowing how to deal with it. You don't know what to say, or how to express your sympathy without being a jerk about it. You want to say something, you want to make it better but there's nothing that will alleviate the pain. It's just something you must live through. But at the same time, the exhaustion of the matter is on the person who is grieving because they have to appreciate the well meant condolences. Eames gives a soft snort as he watches Robert, his lips twisting into a surprise smile.

"Come on, I'll buy you a shot of firewhiskey." He nudges his head towards the Three Broomsticks. "And I promise to do most of the talking."

His first initial thought is to say no, of course, to decline, because he has still so many more things to do. There are always arrangements to be made, things to see to, and in a way Robert appreciates it, because it keeps him busy, lets him fall asleep at night so exhausted he doesn't have the time to think about anything. It feels a bit like the frenzy of it all is the only thing holding him together, and once he begins to slow and stop he will begin to fall apart. He doesn't have time for a drink, for reminiscing.

But it's clear enough that he's torn. For all that he's keeping himself bound tightly under lock and key, he can't help but want to fall into something softer for awhile, to take a moment to breathe. Eames had been the only person in school that he might have tentatively called a friend, and catching up with him might be.. pleasant.

Robert casts a glance around the street, like he's waiting for some new imperative task to present itself, but it doesn't. After a moment his expression softens just a fraction, and he nods sharply. "All right."

Of course it's essential that Robert says yes now. If he doesn't, it's going to be that much harder to grasp his attention. But Eames is not worried. He waits patiently, hands in his pockets and glancing around the street. He's never been great at keeping his gaze focused on one person or one place for that matter, or rather he likes multitasking and keeping a vigilant eye on his surroundings is a thing he does automatically.

"Good."

Then he's sliding an arm around Robert's shoulders and steering him towards the tavern, his hand resting on the young man's chest and drumming an idle beat to it.

"I imagine you finished your school with a row of Outstanding grades on your NEWTs. Am I right, Robbie?"

He'd all but forgotten just how.. touchy Eames can be. They were younger then, but it wasn't much different, Eames was always grabbing his shoulders or ruffling his hair - but it's been years since they've seen one another, and Robert has forgotten what it's like. All the people he's surrounded with, his family and colleagues, his father's closest confidantes - none of them are warm or affectionate people, and he's forgotten how to be physical with people. If he ever knew how to begin with.

So he's still stiff beneath that touch, his back ramrod straight, expression tight and hard as they move across the street, through the doors and into the Three Broomsticks, greeted immediately by a blast of warm air and the thick scent of cooked meat.

"Robert," he says, succinctly. Not Robbie. "And I.. did well, yes."

Eames doesn't care if he's stiff. He'll come around. Robert is not exactly starved for it, but he kind of has a look of a man who could use a bit of ruffling.

And Eames is going to provide just that and hope it works for his advantage.

He yanks them both inside, hustles Robert to a table and then waves at Madam Rosmerta to bring in a bottle and some glasses.

"I imagined you would. And probably no divination." Who would take divination? Except Eames, who had gotten a kick out of it. He and a bunch of girls, making astrological charts and talking about doom and gloom and occasionally about dark, tall stranger that would appear in their lives.

He feels a little better once they're inside and he's safely in a seat across the table from Eames, where it'd be far more difficult to manhandle him. He's quick to clear his throat and smooth his hands down the front of his crisp robes, waiting patiently for Madam Rosmerta to ferry over the bottle and glasses.

"I took one year of it," he admits, sitting back in his seat with his arms crossed loosely over his chest. "I thought it necessary to round out my curriculum and experience every elective."

Of course, it'd been a terrible waste of time, laughably stupid, but still worth taking, he thinks, if only to experience everything that the school had to offer. To explore every avenue available to him.

Of course he had. The school provided it, so Robbie would see it fit to explore even that avenue of possibilities. Eames isn't surprised, merely grins as he grabs the bottle and pours them both a shot after shooting a quick, "thank you, luv," to Rosmerta.

"And how did you find it?" he asks while pushing the first glass towards Robert.

He wonders if he can manage to weasel the younger wizard to drink more than his share or if he'll have to actually just charm him off of his feet the old fashioned way. The latter seems a little bit more satisfying to be honest.

Now that they're seated comfortably, off the busy street, Robert is beginning to feel.. marginally more comfortable. Even without the weight of his father's death hanging over him like a cloud, Robert's not terribly good at loosening up, even on the best of days. From his earliest memories in life, he can always recall being busy - encouraged to read and study even before Hogwarts, to stick to his father's side like glue, learning the family trade. Networking. It never stopped, never ended, his life has always been one long whirlwind of activity.

Only at Hogwarts had he found any sort of reprieve. On his own there, without his father breathing down his neck, or his advisors and servants constantly harrying him, Robert had been able to breathe, for once. He'd kept himself busy anyway, because it's what he'd been taught, because he never really knew what to do with himself when it came to free time, but he'd had a sort of liberty in the school that he hadn't known before.

Of course, all that disappeared again the moment he finished his seventh year, and it was nose to the grindstone all over again. But right now, for the moment, he's able to let at least some of it go.

"It was ridiculous," he says, succinctly, palming the shotglass and dragging the pad of his thumb thoughtfully along the rim. "Not to say that there aren't those with true prophetic talent. But it's not something you can be taught. Smoke and mirrors, was all that class was." After only a moment more of contemplation, he tips back the shotglass and drinks.

"I figured you would say that," Eames admits with a warm smile spreading over his full lips. He tilts his glass in a slow sip, studying Robert over the lip of it.

He's loosening up a little from the looks of it. Eames is not surprised to see it. He always was eager to give in if someone would bother to insist in Hogwarts too. Not many did, which is probably unfortunate, but at the same time, it speaks for the human nature, which isn't flattering most of the time.

"Smoke and mirrors is a useful talent, though." Robert wouldn't think so. He'd be eager to prove himself where others might fake it. It is rather commendable, isn't it? Though very stressful.

"Perhaps not in your chosen career."

He's not wrong. For all Robert might seem cold and distant as a glacier, he's far more warm beneath than any might assume. For all he's tried to be, he's not as much like his father as he'd like for people to believe. He just doesn't have the same cutting edge, the ferocity and dog-eat-dog aggressive nature that Maurice had - and he's tried, certainly. He can't count how many times he'd rowed fiercely with his father, his father who thought him too soft, too gentle, too weak to pick up where he was leaving off. His father who left him behind with handfuls of inheritance and responsibility that he doesn't know how to manage.

Nevertheless, Eames had seemed to learn early on that it doesn't take too much prying for that cold facade to begin cracking, but most people haven't bothered to try. Which is just as well, really. His lifestyle doesn't leave much room for friends.

"No, not at all," he says succinctly, lips pursed as he sets the glass down on the table again, the firewhiskey already burning a hot trail down his throat. Robert's not one to drink himself silly, but the occasional shot or tumbler of whiskey or brandy is expected of him often enough, and he doesn't mind the way it makes him a little looser, a little calmer.

Robert's blue eyes flicker up from the table to Eames' face again, hooded and penetrating. "What have you been doing with yourself?"

[ used to run catco worldwide, a magical magazine conglomerate that also investigates muggle matters; currently taking time off to find something new to do. former muggle-born slytherin. ]

Eames raises his brows at the declaration. He won't push, not yet. He's creating an image and that requires him to show interest but not be aggressive about it. He acknowledges the fact that Robert sounds a little displeased but doesn't push to get more information out of him. Lull him into a false sense of security. In a way.

Instead, he gives a sharp grin and downs his glass of whiskey with one go.

"I've been, ah," he starts, quickly, then coughs as he firewhiskey burns its way down his throat. "Doing a little bit of this and that, right? To be honest my options have been a little limited." In a way of speaking they have been. No respectable wizards would like to enlist his services.

He takes another sip of his whiskey, this one more careful than the one before. "But the good thing, I suppose, is that I'm mostly wanted for my talents and my skills and not what my papers say, or what others would like to see me doing."

Eames' explanation isn't terribly surprising. Robert, of course, knows that he left school, that he's dabbled in experimental things, that he's not necessarily the most straight-laced wizard. It's never particularly bothered Robert, even if he does't necessarily approve, but he's sure that's only a remnant of his quiet fondness for the only boy in the world who's ever bothered to show real interest in him. Were that not the case, he'd probably look down his nose at Eames like he would any other criminal or degenerate.

"So you've been keeping busy," he says, just to fill the silence, his thumb tracing the chips in his shotglass. "Have you been back in Britain since school? Where did you end up?"

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AU meme, out of schedule

Kei Tsukishima - Haikyuu!!

Kusakabe Hikaru | Doukyuusei | OTA

Akaashi Keiji | Haikyuu!!

viktor (yuri!!! on ice)

Draco Malfoy | HP

robert fischer / inception

Eames | Inception | OTA

Nico di Angelo | Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus/etc

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cat grant | supergirl

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