Owl Post meme, a bit late, sorry sorry.

[madam_rosmerta]

OWL MAIL Wizards might not text with a mobile phone all that often, but they do have other methods of communication available when it comes to a quick chat with their mates (or enemies) at any hour of the day. Post your characters, name, and preferences in the title area. You can include a generic starter if you want, or just post a blank. Anything goes. 1. OWL MAIL This might be a little slow for quicker chats, especially if you're close by, but it's good to give the bird some exercise! 2. FIRE CALL Just pop your head into that fire and chat away. Probably not recommended for drunken calls. 3. ENCHANTED MIRROR Those little reflective surfaces that show your friend's face whenever you might need to tell them something. Maybe you can enchant them to connect to any reflective surface around your chosen contact? (Maybe not the bathroom...) 4. HOWLERS Ever received one? It's supposed to be absolutely horrible. 5. OTHER MAGICAL COMMUNICATION The ones above are hardly the only way wizards can reach out to each other for a quick chat. Feel free to invent new items or use something like enchanted notebooks that you write in and the other sees the text at their end. You could also use flying letters, talking portraits, or, well, cellphones, if you will.

Comments

[brighteyedsacrifice]

Try again, darling.

i should get some young icons but so lazy

[pupper]

Why? What have you done to it?

[ he's hip to your jive, james potter. ]

lmao that would be my sirius in the other thread doing the guilting x3

[brighteyedsacrifice]

Remus, I do.

Obsessions are unhealthy things, and it's rather concerning how his has developed, considering I've given no indication that I tolerate him beyond a good target for hexing.

Judging by your choice of phrase, I would say that you have indeed been around them for far too much time. Come now, darling, I'll reacquaint you with saner things for an evening and recharge your battery. You'll be as good as new afterwards, and ready to face their antics head on.

Black is a slut for attention. Pay him no mind.

Lily

[peremare]

Decent? Hilarious.

Tell me, why do you insist on such familiarities between us? Those days are gone, blood traitor.

Sirius Black | Harry Potter (Marauder Era) | OTA

[yessiriusly]

[socialjusticewitch]

Mr. Malfoy,

While I am as excited as you are by the possible discovery of more writings by Zosimos of Panoplis, I do find it troubling that it is a translation rather than a manuscript in the original Greek.

It would indeed be revolutionary if this find can be authenticated, especially considering that it would serve to clarify some of his more perplexing writings.

May I inquire as to where you obtained this manuscript? Do you know the name of the translator?

I look forward to receiving your reply,

Hermione Granger

SHOVES WORST SON FOR BALANCE

[yessiriusly]

Orion
Father

Dad,

Despite the fact we have had this conversation before and my expectations are, admittedly, very low, I feel obligated to bring this issue back up one more time.

My concern for Regulus is growing. We both know that our personal views do not align and I'm not trying to convince you to change your views or your ways. I know that it would be a pointless attempt on my part and I've already come to terms with the fact that you and I, along with mother and I, will probably never agree.

Regulus is different. He wants nothing more than to make you proud of him and although we both already know how I feel about that, I'm not writing to try and make you change that either. The reason why I'm writing is because he is taking it to a different level, and I am afraid for his safety. If he joins the 'following', he will be putting himself at risk of bodily harm and I can't watch him do that.

Father, he will not listen to me anymore, we both know that. He'll listen to you. You don't have to convince him that what he believes is wrong, he can be a pureblood elitist as much as he wishes, but please don't let him make this decision. I am pleading with you to try and change his mind, it's not necessary for him to join. Please speak to him.

I await your response.

Your Eldest Son,

Sirius Orion Black

[firsttogo]

i can live with that. lily needs to get a piece of that cake though. so i recommend saving some for her.

[firsttogo]

Yeah, no drum and bum rhyme with um. Nothing rhymes with Evans. Sadly.

What does that have to do with Nifflers, though?

[firsttogo]

So basically what you want is a blanket with a dick? I hear they make electric dicks in muggle world.

However, since this seems to be a mutually beneficial deal, I am officially interested. How do you suggest firing me up?

oh you'll be fine! I can imagine his cute face!

[firsttogo]

nothing. it looks really great. interesting even. i see a bird outside looking at it longingly.

[ you can prove nothing! ]

[brighteyedsacrifice]

No, you silly thing, I want you. And muggles call them vibrators.

You have a number of options for that. My hands, my tits, my mouth... I could go on?

[thedogfather]

i'll do what i can to keep moony from hogging it all down like the great pig he is

[firsttogo]

does it vibrate? that's pretty sweet. and i think i've made my intentions clear. i'll be your vibrator whenever you want, love.

you got this covered. i'm sold. so where do i sign?

[firsttogo]

what a horrible slob, that moony. aren't i grateful i have you as a gatekeeper.

you could always just kiss him more to distract him...

luna lovegood | hp

[humdinger]

[siriusno]

[Merlin's tits, give him a heart attack, why don't you? Remus skids to a halt in front of the fireplace breathing heavily, shirtless with a threadbare pair of pajama pants hanging precariously from his slender hips. If the gooseflesh prickling over his arms and chest is anything to go by, the room is freezing.]

What, what?? I'm here! What is it? Prongs, are you okay?!

[siriusno]

[Yes, give in to the power of his Adorable Werewolf Pout.]

I wasn't looking! You must be aware that the noises you're making are completely obscene.

[firsttogo]

[ James grins. Because there you are! He was growing bored here waiting. ]

It's Saturday! We should go out.

[siriusno]

[Remus just... stares for a second, then closes his eyes. You can tell he's silently counting to ten. Finally, he lets out a slow breath, dropping into a cross-legged position on the floor and hunching his shoulders for warmth.]

Out where? I was just about to go to bed... Godric's fat arse, Prongs, I thought someone had died the way you were hollering.

[firsttogo]

[ Remus, mate, you look constipated. James worries. ]

You okay?

[ But there he goes, sitting down. And he'll get a brilliant smile as a response. ]

Oh. Sorry. Yeah, no one died. [ At least he has the decency to look a little sheepish. ]

Out, you know, pints, nuts, maybe a few shots of firewhiskey.

[siriusno]

[He looks particularly unimpressed with James at the moment, thinking wistfully of his warm bed and the new book he'd planned to start reading. Then, he sighs.]

Who all's going?

well good!

[pupper]

[ dammit james, now he's running his hand over the back of his head. ]

You know, I'll have no choice but to seek revenge if you embarrass me.

[thedogfather]

it's true, he's all but got his face buried in it, it's quite sad, and a bit obscene

wow a bit creepy there, mate

[thedogfather]

you werent looking?

:(