I think it's quite safe to say that there are several people who like you better than they like me, and the enjoyment you get out of rubbing said fact in my face is heartless. Also, you cheated.
Well then, if that's how you feel then perhaps I will get you an inappropriate dancer after all, since it is what you'll be expecting no matter what I say. Remember that you've done this to yourself, though. Certainly not my fault. I've never smelled unpleasant in my life, how could you even suggest such a thing? And yes, fine. I will accept cute, but keep it between us. I have a reputation, after all.
Your poor, abused, abandoned friend, Sirius
P.S. You happily talk about stuffing my corpse after my death to use for a footrest but when I ask it to be properly maintained you are the one who gets cross?
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I think it's quite safe to say that there are several people who like you better than they like me, and the enjoyment you get out of rubbing said fact in my face is heartless. Also, you cheated.
Well then, if that's how you feel then perhaps I will get you an inappropriate dancer after all, since it is what you'll be expecting no matter what I say. Remember that you've done this to yourself, though. Certainly not my fault. I've never smelled unpleasant in my life, how could you even suggest such a thing? And yes, fine. I will accept cute, but keep it between us. I have a reputation, after all.
Your poor, abused, abandoned friend,
Sirius
P.S. You happily talk about stuffing my corpse after my death to use for a footrest but when I ask it to be properly maintained you are the one who gets cross?
How much chocolate have you been eating?