Well, Godspeed, Moony, because Sirius plans on keeping his fortunate face right here, for as long as he can, thank you very much.

"Yeah, cracked me one good, you did," he says through a smirk, lifting his eyebrows and looking up toward Remus' wrist, wincing a little at the pressure of his fingers. "I'm maimed for life, I hope you're pleased with yourself. Who could ever love me now?"