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three_broomsticks2016-12-21 05:29 am
madam_rosmerta) wrote in three_broomsticks2016-12-21 05:29 am
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Owl Post meme, out of schedule
 OWL MAIL Wizards might not text with a mobile phone all that often, but they do have other methods of communication available when it comes to a quick chat with their mates (or enemies) at any hour of the day. Post your characters, name, and preferences in the title area. You can include a generic starter if you want, or just post a blank. Anything goes. 1. OWL MAIL This might be a little slow for quicker chats, especially if you're close by, but it's good to give the bird some exercise! 2. FIRE CALL Just pop your head into that fire and chat away. Probably not recommended for drunken calls. 3. ENCHANTED MIRROR Those little reflective surfaces that show your friend's face whenever you might need to tell them something. Maybe you can enchant them to connect to any reflective surface around your chosen contact? (Maybe not the bathroom...) 4. HOWLERS Ever received one? It's supposed to be absolutely horrible. 5. OTHER MAGICAL COMMUNICATION The ones above are hardly the only way wizards can reach out to each other for a quick chat. Feel free to invent new items or use something like enchanted notebooks that you write in and the other sees the text at their end. You could also use flying letters, talking portraits, or, well, cellphones, if you will. |
bless you
or it'll backfire
like that one comment you made to evans the other day
you know, when she hexed your arse and stormed off
which is really business as usual, now that i think about it
and suggesting to lick his face probably didn't work for you because your tongue's not magical, mate
mine, on the other hand....
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now it's just dirty
and i don't want to know anything about you and dirty
...actually never mind that, i'll take it back
and i realize that i wrote this and could just start over but the bird needs exercise anyway, so deal with it
but i'll take it back because i do have some questions
you better be prepared to answer them
i might need a few scrolls written on the subject
be prepared, pads
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my apologies for insulting your delicate sensibilities
but i'll have you know i could've grown a beard while your voice was still squeaking when you first set eyes on your soon-to-be-but-not-quiet-yet lady friend
so i don't think that sentiment really applies
also, when am i not prepared to answer questions?
you could consider bribing me after insulting my tongue, though
or flattery
choose your poison, and my knowledge is yours for the taking
(although i will say you needn't do anything too drastic, you know i'm more than happy to help with your tragic love life)
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you have always been disturbingly like an old man, haven't you, pads? i hope that doesn't mean your dick is going to shrivel up and dry away quicker than the rest of ours. just you know, for your benefit. i am a good friend and all that.
we might require some alcohol for that discussion. for your benefit i mean.
i need a few very tangible advises on real issues. i'm saving myself for someone special as you very well know. but you have dipped your toes into the pool. which of course means you should share with the class!
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just bring me alcohol, i need a good drink after this conversation and the horrible imagery you've conjured up.
and i've dipped more than just my toes into the pool, mate. i also have no bloody idea what i'm supposed to be sharing. about how to stick it in? or how to get to the point of sticking it in? maybe not making evans scream like a banshee would be a good start. unless there's something you're not telling me about the two of you, in which i will be very sore for not hearing the explicit details.