three_broomsticks | Owl Post meme, out of schedule

OWL MAIL

Wizards might not text with a mobile phone all that often, but they do have other methods of communication available when it comes to a quick chat with their mates (or enemies) at any hour of the day.

Post your characters, name, and preferences in the title area. You can include a generic starter if you want, or just post a blank. Anything goes.

1. OWL MAIL
This might be a little slow for quicker chats, especially if you're close by, but it's good to give the bird some exercise!

2. FIRE CALL
Just pop your head into that fire and chat away. Probably not recommended for drunken calls.

3. ENCHANTED MIRROR
Those little reflective surfaces that show your friend's face whenever you might need to tell them something. Maybe you can enchant them to connect to any reflective surface around your chosen contact? (Maybe not the bathroom...)

4. HOWLERS
Ever received one? It's supposed to be absolutely horrible.

5. OTHER MAGICAL COMMUNICATION
The ones above are hardly the only way wizards can reach out to each other for a quick chat. Feel free to invent new items or use something like enchanted notebooks that you write in and the other sees the text at their end. You could also use flying letters, talking portraits, or, well, cellphones, if you will.

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please, it is a terrible burden, to be this beautiful. lemons, i tell you

im not biased, youre pessimistic. there was a time, you know, before i was smitten with you, mister lupin. believe it or not. youve been a cute thing for as long s i can remember, and most likely before that, too, so stop being so fussy about it and accept it!

i will gladly roll over both you AND your bedcovers, two for one deal, while supplies last

shaking my head at your cheeky little heart,
padfoot

I can see your point, though. If you were ugly, I wouldn't have to share you so much.

What do they say about beauty and the eye of the beholder, dear Mr. Black? I urge you to think on it. Perhaps some tastes could run that way, but it's hardly a generic thing. I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist, sweetheart. It's a completely different thing.

I will have to cover that bed in plastic.

You love it. Just admit it. You and your emotional heart.
Knowing you better than you know yourself,
Moony

you hardly share me as it is, you greedy little punk

youre a realist in most cases, but youre being a right little twat about this. someday ill make you believe that youre as beautiful as you are. til then ill roll my eyes and sigh dramatically over your pitiful lack of self esteem

you wont. ill claw it all up, ill make a mess of it if you do, no one likes sleeping on plastic. besides, you love my fur all over your sheets even if you are loathe to admit it

i! emotional! please, i have the hardened heart of a cold blooded criminal

yours, however, even though you torment me endlessly,
sirius

What can I say? It's not in my nature.

Please, it's not a lack of self-esteem. I'm just not delusional. I'm completely fine being quite ordinary looking bloke, I'll have you know.

You'd learn to appreciate it. No need to clean up sheets, just wipe it down for all the grime that builds up. However much I adore going to sleep surrounded by your scent, eventually one has to clean up, after all.

You are a ridiculous liar, Sirius Black.
A happy owner of your bleeding heart,
Remus

it isnt. who wouldve thought that remus lupin, of all people, this sweet innocent boy could be so ferociously greedy? i do love it, a bit.

oh, i give up on you. ordinary looking, my arse. you may not be a cover model for witch weekly, but you are absolutely cute, with or without my alleged bias, and i am perfectly willing to embarrass the everliving dickens out of you with a school poll, if i must

weve already established that i do not clean sheets, so no, i doubt i would appreciate it. no plastic! i will go on strike and sleep on the floor if you even so much as consider it, and then you won't have any scent or snuggles at all

i am perfectly adorable, you mean.

but so very happy to give it to you, remus lupin
sirius

p.s. im going to need to see you before the holiday is over, with all this shameless talk of beds and soaking in indulgent bubble baths

I could come up with a way to blame you for it. Somehow.

Don't you dare. I have enough attention as is it with the two of you acting like monkeys most of the time. If you must, ask Peter and James. I'm sure they'll give you an unbiased opinion.

Fine. You win. No plastic. But clean sheets periodically. I refuse to sleep in a bed that smells like arse just because you get some marking jollies out of it.

Maybe I do.

And in return, mine is yours.

Do you mean before new years eve when we're to see James and Peter? You know you can just apparate over when you want. Or floo in.

ps. You do realize I don't have a porcelain tub, though?

of course you could, you could find a way to blame me for anything, you evil little wanker

fine, yes, peter and james, if youre going to be a ninny about it. theyll prove me right, just you wait. ive half a mind to owl them right now to have them weigh in immediately, and shower you with letters detailing just how sodding cute you are, i cant stand it

oh come on, youre furry once a month, id think youd understand! youre the most fastidious wolf in the world, id bet, how embarrassing.

yes, before all that! right now, really, though im unfortunately otherwise engaged at the moment. tonight?

p.s. what?? i feel led on. i suppose its for the best however, prevents the inevitable debacle of Wet Dog Rolling on Fresh Sheets, i know youre disappointed

Of course I could. Makes perfect sense. You're much more likely to be guilty of something.

They'll prove you wrong. Just make sure to give the an option between "ordinary looking" and "adorable."

What if I am? At least I'm a clean wolf.

Tonight is good for me. Any night is good for me. Are you going to be late?

p.s. There's a sink tub somewhere in the attic. If you want, I could fill it up.

To be completely honest, I'd prefer you in your skin in my bed...

youre a liar, remus lupin. you might be able to fool the rest of the school and all the teachers with your innocent eyes (and BLESS you for it, mate), but you cant fool me. i know what lurks beneath that virtuous smile

they wont. youll see. im never wrong about these things. what sort of option would that be? "somewhat better looking than ordinary"?? adorable is the perfectly good middle option. look, easy multiple choice ratings:

a. ugly as sin
b. ordinary
c. adorable
d. sirius black

clean wolf! good gracious, remus. go on and move in with all the literate trolls and sunny vampires and polite pixies, then. honestly.

hopefully not. as soon as possible, frankly. nine thirty at the latest. and no no, no sink tub, i'll simply have to make do

you stop right there. that's quite enough of that. ive still got hours of languishing, i dont have time for a wank

I don't know what you're on about, mate. Maybe you're just paranoid.

But you, my friend, are obnoxious. What kind of options are those? The rest of the world is adorable, ordinary or ugly, and then there's you? I'll have you know that there are others that are reasonably attractive.

I'd like to meet a sunny vampire. So if you have contact information, please do pass it along.

I shall wait with a baited breath for your arrival.

And here I thought I'd make your wait more interesting. Happily I do have time for a wank or two. In my sink tub, while thinking of you.

please. you're terrible, mr. moony, and i find it exceedingly sexy

well of course im obnoxious, that was established years ago. but "reasonably attractive" is the same category as adorable, it's an umbrella choice for all those hotter than average, but not quite as attractive as mr. black

i dont, but if i ever come across one ill be sure to let them know they have a friend with the finicky wolf

believe me darling, id love it, but my family is incessant and i shant have the space. but please do have a wank for me in your nice wet tub, while thinking of my hands and mouth all over you.

Oh, in that case, I'll be happy to be a little terrible.

Your arrogance never ceases to amaze me, Mr. Black. I suppose between your overabundance and my lack thereof we make one functional person.

I don't care as much about friendship but I'd like to meet someone so peculiar. For study purposes, of course.

Soon you'll be here and we can ignore your family. Think about that. And maybe me laying in my tub thinking about you.

yes please do continue

i think that's probably fair. and, of course, why we are a perfect match. whatever would i do without you, moonykins

you need only talk to your own head if you want someone peculiar, mr. persnickety wolf

good, yes. take your time, but not too much time, i want you to be terribly desperate for me by the time i arrive. so have fun, but not too much fun

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