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Owl Post meme, a bit late, sorry sorry.
 OWL MAIL Wizards might not text with a mobile phone all that often, but they do have other methods of communication available when it comes to a quick chat with their mates (or enemies) at any hour of the day. Post your characters, name, and preferences in the title area. You can include a generic starter if you want, or just post a blank. Anything goes. 1. OWL MAIL This might be a little slow for quicker chats, especially if you're close by, but it's good to give the bird some exercise! 2. FIRE CALL Just pop your head into that fire and chat away. Probably not recommended for drunken calls. 3. ENCHANTED MIRROR Those little reflective surfaces that show your friend's face whenever you might need to tell them something. Maybe you can enchant them to connect to any reflective surface around your chosen contact? (Maybe not the bathroom...) 4. HOWLERS Ever received one? It's supposed to be absolutely horrible. 5. OTHER MAGICAL COMMUNICATION The ones above are hardly the only way wizards can reach out to each other for a quick chat. Feel free to invent new items or use something like enchanted notebooks that you write in and the other sees the text at their end. You could also use flying letters, talking portraits, or, well, cellphones, if you will. |
Sirius Black | HP
blah blah blah you are such a disappointment
Your professor sent us a letter about your continual attempts to get yourself in detention. I would like to remind you that you are a Black, regardless of the house you ended up in and we expect you to behave in a matter befitting to a proper pureblood wizard.
I am very disappointed in you.
I want to hear five points how you're going to better your behaviour in a return letter.
Your father,
Orion Black
blah blah blah he now sees who reggie inherited that stick up his ass from
my worldviews will not be quashed by the establishment. i march on with the pureblooded ideals held near and dear to my heart. filthy mudbloods and blood traitors cower in my presence--you would be so proud--and my wrath makes even the other proud pureblooded houses piss in their pants when i draw near. they know never to cross a black as pure and true as myself, as i strive on a daily basis to live up to the very ideals you've instilled into me at a young age.
be proud, SIR, for i've taken your words to heart and continue to live up to your every expectation!!!
DOWN WITH THE LESSERS
sirius
no subject
I have paid enough for your education for you not to disregard punctuation so hastily.
You also fail to be as clever as you thought you were, son.
You still miss at least two points on the required five.
Your mother also insisted on sending a howler. I imagine she'll express our disappointment towards your attitude and lack of respect.
Your father,
Orion Black
no subject
1 make mudbloods piss themselves
2 make bloodtraitors piss themselves
3 make all others not black piss themselves
4 burn the establishment to the ground (which is what i was wrongly detentioned for, mind--it's an injustice father i have been preyed upon!!!)
5 realize the pureblooded dream as only one from the most noble house of black can, for i am its heir and i bring us all great glory through my endeavors to show any and all wankers who oppose us why they should instead kneel
i had 5 you just didn't look hard enough!
tell mother she should save her lovely voice. all that screaming will make her go hoarse, and then we'll be forever bereft. it would be a true loss to our family home.
respectfully yours,
SIRIUS
no subject
Mind your tongue with me, son. You also fail to use punctuation as guided previously. I expect you to fix this post haste.
If only your arrogance would be real, I would commend you for it. However, I am not, nor will I ever be, unable to read your vitriol between the lines.
You are an heir to the most noble house of Black and you should know and respect the honour and the responsibility it puts upon your insolent shoulders. You act like a child in man's clothing.
You should be earning your marks in the establishment, use it to your advantage, not parade around like an bare-arsed monkey.
Your disappointed father,
Orion Black
no subject
I. Apologize. For. The. Wretched. Oversight. Both. With. My. Punctuation. And. My. Manners.
Clearly. I. See. Now. That. My. Brashness. Was. From. Ignorance. And. I. Will. Do. All. Within. My. Power. To. Correct. This. As. Promptly. As. Possible.
With. Utmost. Haste!
Vitriol. Between. The. Lines? I. Assure. You. Dear. Man. That. The. Only. Vitriol. Spewing. Forth. From. My. Lips. Is. The. Hatred. I. Have. Toward. Those. Lesser. Than. Us. Why, Just. The. Other. Day. I. Socked. Malfoy. In. The. Face. For. Speaking. Of. Our. House. So. Rudely.
I. Did. That. To. Defend. The. House's. Honor.
I. Would. Suggest. Waging. War. Against. Those. Prats. Father. They're. Scum. The. Worst. Of. Scum. Really.
I've. Earned. My. Marks. Don't. You. Know. I'm. One. Of. The. Best. In. Class?
Ever. Eager. To. Please.
Sirius
no subject
What did the Malfoy boy do? And do try to answer like a person with half a brain.
I'm suspending my judgement on this matter until you clear the details with me. Do I need to contact his father?
And Sirius, if you do insist trying my patience, I will be forced to bring you home before the semester is done because school is obviously not doing good for your attitude.
Your father,
Orion Black
no subject
Father,
He was talking shite. He always talks shite, doesn't matter what, but he's got an opinion and everything and everyone who doesn't fall into the Malfoy way is wrong. I'm tired of it, so I socked him in the nose. That's why I'd gotten the detention you likely heard about, because I broke it because he's a twat. Plus he sneers at Reggie. Dunno what he says to him in Slytherin, but Reggie's quieter now. [ He can't figure out why, either, because Reggie avoids him. ]
Send me home if you must. It won't stop me from decking him in the eye next, if he opens that serpent mouth again in front of me. I'd curse him, but I don't think they'd appreciate the curses you taught us.
Unrepentant (because Malfoy's a wanker),
Sirius