Owl Post meme, a bit late, sorry sorry.

[madam_rosmerta]

OWL MAIL Wizards might not text with a mobile phone all that often, but they do have other methods of communication available when it comes to a quick chat with their mates (or enemies) at any hour of the day. Post your characters, name, and preferences in the title area. You can include a generic starter if you want, or just post a blank. Anything goes. 1. OWL MAIL This might be a little slow for quicker chats, especially if you're close by, but it's good to give the bird some exercise! 2. FIRE CALL Just pop your head into that fire and chat away. Probably not recommended for drunken calls. 3. ENCHANTED MIRROR Those little reflective surfaces that show your friend's face whenever you might need to tell them something. Maybe you can enchant them to connect to any reflective surface around your chosen contact? (Maybe not the bathroom...) 4. HOWLERS Ever received one? It's supposed to be absolutely horrible. 5. OTHER MAGICAL COMMUNICATION The ones above are hardly the only way wizards can reach out to each other for a quick chat. Feel free to invent new items or use something like enchanted notebooks that you write in and the other sees the text at their end. You could also use flying letters, talking portraits, or, well, cellphones, if you will.

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PROCRASTINATING TO THE VERY LAST SECOND

[brighteyedsacrifice]

I've had an epiphany over this morning's tea while you were gone. You're like an electric blanket that I can have very thorough and gratifying morning sex with. Please come home soon, xoxo

LIFE IS WAITING FOR YOU TORI

[firsttogo]

I'm an electric what? Wife, your logic never ceases to surprise me. Do you need those little things to fire me up, what are they called? Electricity containers?

WORK IS NOT LIFE, BAH

[brighteyedsacrifice]

A blanket that utilizes electricity to keep one warm. It's rather fitting. You keep me warm at night in a number of inventive ways, and I receive the added benefit of spectacular morning sex to start the day off proper. Hence the epiphany.

Electricity containers? You mean batteries? Oh no, I have other means of firing you up :-)

[firsttogo]

So basically what you want is a blanket with a dick? I hear they make electric dicks in muggle world.

However, since this seems to be a mutually beneficial deal, I am officially interested. How do you suggest firing me up?

[brighteyedsacrifice]

No, you silly thing, I want you. And muggles call them vibrators.

You have a number of options for that. My hands, my tits, my mouth... I could go on?

[firsttogo]

does it vibrate? that's pretty sweet. and i think i've made my intentions clear. i'll be your vibrator whenever you want, love.

you got this covered. i'm sold. so where do i sign?

[brighteyedsacrifice]

Yes, you shove it [ Merlin she hopes this message isn't intercepted. ] into into a girl's cunt, or rub it against her clit. I imagine you'd enjoy it as well, come to think of it...

Oh good, because I've grown particular and rather attached.

In bed?

[firsttogo]

i will have to take this up with sirius and get one of those. we probably could enhance it...

do you want me to also vibrate? because i think i could make that happen.

name a time and date, i'll be there.

[brighteyedsacrifice]

Enhance it in what way? It's like a portable, you know... I'd say it's fairly enhanced as it is, considering what its role is.

Really? [ it's such a shame that he can't hear her laughing. ]

That depends entirely on when you're done. I've also restocked the bubbles. Let me know when you're coming home.

[firsttogo]

you just wait and see

yeah, of course. vibrating dick coming up. you just say the word.

i'll be back in late unfortunately. probably goes to the wee hours.

[ Also he can imagine that laughter. ♥ ]

[brighteyedsacrifice]

Has anyone ever told you that you are a wretched tease?

How do you intend on making yourself vibrate?

Wake me up if I fall asleep?

[ Not very difficult, considering he makes her laugh daily. ]

[firsttogo]

i don't think i know what that word means, darling

you'll just have to wait and see that too, but i'll tell you that it'll be magical

you really should go sleep, babe. i'll wake you up with a sweet, sweet kiss