(Maybe his father was Severus' first real cache of human material with which to use as potion experiment fodder, maybe he murdered him with his bare hands.)
"Mine." This is what Rabastan gets for always nagging at him to go to bakeries at ludicrous hours. So Severus hasn't actually caught him with a donut around his junk-- he's lied about more grave matters. "Kill him over wanking to a croissant? That's rather extreme."
Oh did you mean- your future husband- no oh well, Severus is going with this one to see if he can make her crack a smile.
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(Maybe his father was Severus' first real cache of human material with which to use as potion experiment fodder, maybe he murdered him with his bare hands.)
"Mine." This is what Rabastan gets for always nagging at him to go to bakeries at ludicrous hours. So Severus hasn't actually caught him with a donut around his junk-- he's lied about more grave matters. "Kill him over wanking to a croissant? That's rather extreme."
Oh did you mean- your future husband- no oh well, Severus is going with this one to see if he can make her crack a smile.