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three_broomsticks2016-12-21 05:29 am
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Owl Post meme, out of schedule
 OWL MAIL Wizards might not text with a mobile phone all that often, but they do have other methods of communication available when it comes to a quick chat with their mates (or enemies) at any hour of the day. Post your characters, name, and preferences in the title area. You can include a generic starter if you want, or just post a blank. Anything goes. 1. OWL MAIL This might be a little slow for quicker chats, especially if you're close by, but it's good to give the bird some exercise! 2. FIRE CALL Just pop your head into that fire and chat away. Probably not recommended for drunken calls. 3. ENCHANTED MIRROR Those little reflective surfaces that show your friend's face whenever you might need to tell them something. Maybe you can enchant them to connect to any reflective surface around your chosen contact? (Maybe not the bathroom...) 4. HOWLERS Ever received one? It's supposed to be absolutely horrible. 5. OTHER MAGICAL COMMUNICATION The ones above are hardly the only way wizards can reach out to each other for a quick chat. Feel free to invent new items or use something like enchanted notebooks that you write in and the other sees the text at their end. You could also use flying letters, talking portraits, or, well, cellphones, if you will. |
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You've gleefully observed your shortcomings and then decided very consciously to do nothing about it? I commend you on your delinquency, mate. 100% insolence.
Should I bag them and take them back to school with me perhaps? I could pour them on my bed there and feel right at home.
You wouldn't know. You've never done that, have you? I'm on the verge of passing out. Barely can hold a quill.
Yours,
Moony
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you asked me to look into it, and i complied. so why are you still being sassy with me? yes, i detect the passive aggression in your script, and in how you made a point to italicize the salutation of your letter, quite a feat, when handwritten. but i still satisfied your requirements so i cant understand why youre being so fussy over a few commas and apostrophes
thats a fine plan i think. though honestly, i can always provide more, fresh furs at any time, so theres really no need to bring them to school, unless you plan to build a shrine to me, in which case carry on
course i dont clean sheets. theres approximately one thing only that my familys wealth affords me that i actually care about, and that is not having to clean my own things. also, for one who can barely hold a quill you are certainly writing quite a bit, and might i suggest dropping all commas and apostrophes in order to ease your alleged exhaustion
eternally helpful,
🐾
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Sirius Black, and I would be ashamed to call you my friend if you weren't tragically the best looking bloke in the school. And yes, this is a backhanded compliment, it's the product of my cyanide-mind. How befitting for my sass.
It's curious that your fur doesn't change into skin flakes when you shift back. One day I should look into that. I wonder if you'd brew a polyjuice out of your dog hair, would it turn you into a Padfoot or into Sirius.
Your rambunctious personality is what exhausts me. I need time to recuperate. Bubblebath is the best way to scrub off your dog smells. Which is why I write this from my porcelain tub. With aching wrists and heart in pieces.
Covered in your fur,
your Moony
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you know, you bring up an astounding point. i daresay this is something we need to try as soon as possible. i can talk prongs into it, easy. you think he might turn into some bizarre, hideous man-dog?
a bubblebath sounds wonderfully indulgent, im envious but you should really be keeping those dog smells, i worked very hard on them just for you, i cant believe you would want to wash away my natural musk.
your dearest, favorite friend,
sirius
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Of course I do. You have your looks, I have a brain. That's how it's always been, dear dog-breath. And you make a compelling case. I would very much like to see Prongs turn into a dog-man-beast. We'll probably manage to brew one potion between the four of us. I shall look into it once we get to school.
You know me, I like to enjoy a little bit of decadence with my passive aggressive tendencies. I could probably brew an essence of Sirius from this bath water. However, that would mean there's no need for you to keep up with your efforts, and wouldn't that be a terrible crime in and off itself.
Still marveling your arrogance,
Remus
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excuse me, are you saying that i dont have a brain as well? im terribly clever, you know, looks and smarts, im the whole package, darling. besides, youre adorable, dont act like youre some unfortunate leper, with those pouty lips and sweet, sad eyes of yours. you arent fooling anyone.
essence of sirius, eh? youre right though, there is more than enough Me to keep you stocked in essence for the rest of your life. let me roll all over your bedcovers again to be sure that your stock never runs low
still marveling at my own arrogance as well,
your pads
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You're biased, Mr. Black. What you see with your fond perspective is hardly something most people would see with their lucid eyes.
I'd prefer you leave my bedcovers alone. However, I will welcome you to roll over me instead.
At least we agree on something,
♥
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im not biased, youre pessimistic. there was a time, you know, before i was smitten with you, mister lupin. believe it or not. youve been a cute thing for as long s i can remember, and most likely before that, too, so stop being so fussy about it and accept it!
i will gladly roll over both you AND your bedcovers, two for one deal, while supplies last
shaking my head at your cheeky little heart,
padfoot
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What do they say about beauty and the eye of the beholder, dear Mr. Black? I urge you to think on it. Perhaps some tastes could run that way, but it's hardly a generic thing. I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist, sweetheart. It's a completely different thing.
I will have to cover that bed in plastic.
You love it. Just admit it. You and your emotional heart.
Knowing you better than you know yourself,
Moony
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youre a realist in most cases, but youre being a right little twat about this. someday ill make you believe that youre as beautiful as you are. til then ill roll my eyes and sigh dramatically over your pitiful lack of self esteem
you wont. ill claw it all up, ill make a mess of it if you do, no one likes sleeping on plastic. besides, you love my fur all over your sheets even if you are loathe to admit it
i! emotional! please, i have the hardened heart of a cold blooded criminal
yours, however, even though you torment me endlessly,
sirius
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Please, it's not a lack of self-esteem. I'm just not delusional. I'm completely fine being quite ordinary looking bloke, I'll have you know.
You'd learn to appreciate it. No need to clean up sheets, just wipe it down for all the grime that builds up. However much I adore going to sleep surrounded by your scent, eventually one has to clean up, after all.
You are a ridiculous liar, Sirius Black.
A happy owner of your bleeding heart,
Remus
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oh, i give up on you. ordinary looking, my arse. you may not be a cover model for witch weekly, but you are absolutely cute, with or without my alleged bias, and i am perfectly willing to embarrass the everliving dickens out of you with a school poll, if i must
weve already established that i do not clean sheets, so no, i doubt i would appreciate it. no plastic! i will go on strike and sleep on the floor if you even so much as consider it, and then you won't have any scent or snuggles at all
i am perfectly adorable, you mean.
but so very happy to give it to you, remus lupin
sirius
p.s. im going to need to see you before the holiday is over, with all this shameless talk of beds and soaking in indulgent bubble baths
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Don't you dare. I have enough attention as is it with the two of you acting like monkeys most of the time. If you must, ask Peter and James. I'm sure they'll give you an unbiased opinion.
Fine. You win. No plastic. But clean sheets periodically. I refuse to sleep in a bed that smells like arse just because you get some marking jollies out of it.
Maybe I do.
And in return, mine is yours.
Do you mean before new years eve when we're to see James and Peter? You know you can just apparate over when you want. Or floo in.
ps. You do realize I don't have a porcelain tub, though?
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fine, yes, peter and james, if youre going to be a ninny about it. theyll prove me right, just you wait. ive half a mind to owl them right now to have them weigh in immediately, and shower you with letters detailing just how sodding cute you are, i cant stand it
oh come on, youre furry once a month, id think youd understand! youre the most fastidious wolf in the world, id bet, how embarrassing.
yes, before all that! right now, really, though im unfortunately otherwise engaged at the moment. tonight?
p.s. what?? i feel led on. i suppose its for the best however, prevents the inevitable debacle of Wet Dog Rolling on Fresh Sheets, i know youre disappointed
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They'll prove you wrong. Just make sure to give the an option between "ordinary looking" and "adorable."
What if I am? At least I'm a clean wolf.
Tonight is good for me. Any night is good for me. Are you going to be late?
p.s. There's a sink tub somewhere in the attic. If you want, I could fill it up.
To be completely honest, I'd prefer you in your skin in my bed...
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they wont. youll see. im never wrong about these things. what sort of option would that be? "somewhat better looking than ordinary"?? adorable is the perfectly good middle option. look, easy multiple choice ratings:
a. ugly as sin
b. ordinary
c. adorable
d. sirius black
clean wolf! good gracious, remus. go on and move in with all the literate trolls and sunny vampires and polite pixies, then. honestly.
hopefully not. as soon as possible, frankly. nine thirty at the latest. and no no, no sink tub, i'll simply have to make do
you stop right there. that's quite enough of that. ive still got hours of languishing, i dont have time for a wank
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But you, my friend, are obnoxious. What kind of options are those? The rest of the world is adorable, ordinary or ugly, and then there's you? I'll have you know that there are others that are reasonably attractive.
I'd like to meet a sunny vampire. So if you have contact information, please do pass it along.
I shall wait with a baited breath for your arrival.
And here I thought I'd make your wait more interesting. Happily I do have time for a wank or two. In my sink tub, while thinking of you.
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well of course im obnoxious, that was established years ago. but "reasonably attractive" is the same category as adorable, it's an umbrella choice for all those hotter than average, but not quite as attractive as mr. black
i dont, but if i ever come across one ill be sure to let them know they have a friend with the finicky wolf
believe me darling, id love it, but my family is incessant and i shant have the space. but please do have a wank for me in your nice wet tub, while thinking of my hands and mouth all over you.
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Your arrogance never ceases to amaze me, Mr. Black. I suppose between your overabundance and my lack thereof we make one functional person.
I don't care as much about friendship but I'd like to meet someone so peculiar. For study purposes, of course.
Soon you'll be here and we can ignore your family. Think about that. And maybe me laying in my tub thinking about you.
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i think that's probably fair. and, of course, why we are a perfect match. whatever would i do without you, moonykins
you need only talk to your own head if you want someone peculiar, mr. persnickety wolf
good, yes. take your time, but not too much time, i want you to be terribly desperate for me by the time i arrive. so have fun, but not too much fun